DECLARATION OF DISC GOLF INDEPENDENCE

A group of casual disc golfers laughing and throwing discs in a sun-dappled forest clearing, surrounded by tall trees and natural terrain.
A group of casual disc golfers laughing and throwing discs in a sun-dappled forest clearing, surrounded by tall trees and natural terrain.

When in the course of human events

Prudence dictates that long-established tyranny should not be changed for light causes, but rather reserved for the most injurious of grievances. These circumstances require of us all the sacrifices necessary to cast off these unwanted shackles, and to pursue freedom on the course as we see fit.

We therefore solemnly declare the establishment of a loose confederation of free purists, independent and opposed to sanctioned tyranny, and that any and all connections that ever existed prior, are hereby severed into perpetuity.

Done in the spirit of freedom on this January 21st day of the Year of our Lord two thousand and twenty-six, and of the Independence of Disc Golf Spirit.

Go forth and throw freely.